There are jumping spiders in my room….this is not ok
"Is that a stray speck of mascara, or a freckle?"
Resulting in either a red mark on your face from attempting to rub off what turned out to be a freckle, or a black streak on your face left by what turned out to be a stray spec of mascara …
The girls from the next suite over can go suck a fuck. Seriously, tearing my shit off my door when you’re drunk is not cute.
Hey, I’m alive, sorry I’ve been away for a while, long story short, anxiety is a bitch.
Buy relatively expensive new pair of headphones, not only do they not fit, but the sound isn’t right…..